I miss Logan Young. He had a full head of hair. At his age that was great stuff. The best news is that Mal Moore is responsible for all of the loveable losers in the Tide’s coaching past.

Here is why I am better than any other Coach in Bama History. Yep, thats right I am better than Ears Whitworth and Bear Bryant. My ASSessment of previous coaches that are not in my stratosphere

Mike Shula – Mediocre hair at best, no shape or body. Anyone who wants to say he was treated poorly and should have had another year simply didn’t follow Alabama closely during his tenure here. He recruited fairly well. That was it. Record against Auburn, 0-4; LSU, 0-4; Tennessee, 1-3; Arkansas, 1-3. Those are the four biggest rivals and his record was 2-14 combined. 4-17 in the SEC against teams not named Kentucky, Vanderbilt, Miss State, Ole Miss. His teams got worse from the beginning to the end of every season. Not once did he have a team improve from the beginning of the year to the end. Did not show progress as a head coach. Made mistakes in year four that rookie coaches don’t make. Personnel decisions were terrible. A 10 win season in the middle of NCAA penalties is no reason to fail at the Capstone. (I will leave before things get really bad)

Mike Price – Bad Bad Hair. Sleeps with a stripper while on a trip representing the University of Alabama. Is terminated. Doesn’t coach a game. Bama had it’s hands tied here and couldn’t afford to keep this guy on. Regardless, his on-field performance clearly was not a factor, yet he gets included in the conversation as a coach we ran off. Give me a break.

Dennis Franchione – Cool and Conservative Coiff, think Silver ‘Fox’. I own a Fran Bobblehead. What is funny that the Bammers hate Fran for doing exactly what I did in Miami. Leaving of his own accord in the middle of the night. Was not run off. The fans here were crazy about the man while he was here and thought he was a very good coach.

Mike Dubose – See Mike Price, a bad combover. Horrible horrible stringy combover. Not even going to go into this one, if you think Alabama did the wrong thing in dismissing him you need your head examined. Again, if you want details, let me know. If you know football, you don’t need the details.

Gene Stallings – Gene has terrible hair but is man enough to accept it. During his 7 year tenure he won 70 games. Loved and revered by Alabama fans to this day. Obviously, I will replace him in Bammers hearts.

This timeline takes us back to the beginning of the 1990 season. Or at least admit that you just heard ESPN say it and assumed they knew what the hell they were talking about. Sorry for the rant but this bad hair just chaps my ass and generally people speak out of line and without having a clue when it comes down to it.

Bottom line: The expectations at Alabama are no different than the expectations at Florida or Florida State or Notre Dame or Ohio State or Oklahoma or any other big time football program. They simply aren’t. We’ve had a difficult past 10 years or so and somewhere along the lines the fans got blamed for expecting too much and it’s an absolute joke.