Lil Bammers,

Don’t let the McNeil kid set you back on our great program’s return to prominence.  If I had wanted the kid, then we would have the kid.  It is really simple stuff, just like Bammer Math when computing our total of National Championships.  I chose to let this kid go because I felt there were some character flaws that I could not overlook.  I felt like he was playing me to get something else, lying if you want to say that.  We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here at Alabama now do we?

I was having a bad hair day.  I bet that played into McNeil’s decision.  Who would want to play for a coach with such an unruly mop?

Trust me, He would have embarrassed the flagship university.  Lying to me is never the answer.

Lil Bammers,  I decided to let him go to the Cow College, as my unwitting Trojan Horse.  A virus to help destroy the Barner’s Football Program.  Patience Lil Bammers Patience.   Click Clack all the way to the NCAA Investigation.

Neil McCready, this Mobile Sportswriter better watch the disrespectful garbage he is spewing down there.  I felt dirtier than I usually do after reading that, a salesman??? I wonder what kind of salesman he was referring too?   Anyway, He is going to wake up to find a me taking a big old dump in his front lawn.  Read this crap:

Clifton McNeil met with Nick Saban, Mal Moore and Robert Witt last weekend. Michael McNeil’s grandfather referred to the University of Alabama’s head football coach, athletics director and president as “dynamic.”

“It would be very, very difficult for a young man to go in there, look at the facility, understand the history and tradition of the Crimson Tide and not be drawn to it,” said the elder McNeil.

Saban, Clifton McNeil said, is a “tremendous salesperson” who “helps himself with his experience, his confidence and the success that he’s had. Michael understands that this guy is a gifted individual when it comes to teaching young men how to play defensive back. That’s a draw because Michael likes to learn. He’s a student of the game.”

Still, that wasn’t enough of a draw.

Saban’s recruitment of McNeil resembled his two-year stint with the Miami Dolphins — lots of hype and some promising moments followed by failure. Saban, Michael McNeil said, “was by my side the entire visit,” eating dinner with the 6-foot-3, 205-pounder Friday and Saturday night and detailing how the free safety would fit in to his plans of rebuilding Alabama into an elite-level SEC football program.