Orgeron is a Cajun? Oh Shit

Fuck ’em , fuck em all if they can’t take a joke. Mal made me issue this apology. Like everything else, I don’t really mean it.

Ed, I wasn’t talking about you my good friend.  Please don’t twist my titties

Barners, I know that you all have figured that advanced electronics stuff.

(1) The term is not derrogatory anyway
(2) The comment was recorded during an “off the record” meeting with the Alabama Media
(3) The comment was a story being repeated verbatim in original language in response to “how are LSU fans taking you being at Bama.”
(4) It will probably be a cold day in Satan-land before I throws you another bone. “I trusted you and you burned me.” When I will not give them (media) the time of day and the media wonders why, they need to look in the mirror. Typical Alabama media eating their own.

 

A Recruiting Setback, We will Use it For Power Projection Lil Bammers!!

Lil Bammers,

Don’t let the McNeil kid set you back on our great program’s return to prominence.  If I had wanted the kid, then we would have the kid.  It is really simple stuff, just like Bammer Math when computing our total of National Championships.  I chose to let this kid go because I felt there were some character flaws that I could not overlook.  I felt like he was playing me to get something else, lying if you want to say that.  We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here at Alabama now do we?

I was having a bad hair day.  I bet that played into McNeil’s decision.  Who would want to play for a coach with such an unruly mop?

Trust me, He would have embarrassed the flagship university.  Lying to me is never the answer.

Lil Bammers,  I decided to let him go to the Cow College, as my unwitting Trojan Horse.  A virus to help destroy the Barner’s Football Program.  Patience Lil Bammers Patience.   Click Clack all the way to the NCAA Investigation.

Neil McCready, this Mobile Sportswriter better watch the disrespectful garbage he is spewing down there.  I felt dirtier than I usually do after reading that, a salesman??? I wonder what kind of salesman he was referring too?   Anyway, He is going to wake up to find a me taking a big old dump in his front lawn.  Read this crap:

Clifton McNeil met with Nick Saban, Mal Moore and Robert Witt last weekend. Michael McNeil’s grandfather referred to the University of Alabama’s head football coach, athletics director and president as “dynamic.”

“It would be very, very difficult for a young man to go in there, look at the facility, understand the history and tradition of the Crimson Tide and not be drawn to it,” said the elder McNeil.

Saban, Clifton McNeil said, is a “tremendous salesperson” who “helps himself with his experience, his confidence and the success that he’s had. Michael understands that this guy is a gifted individual when it comes to teaching young men how to play defensive back. That’s a draw because Michael likes to learn. He’s a student of the game.”

Still, that wasn’t enough of a draw.

Saban’s recruitment of McNeil resembled his two-year stint with the Miami Dolphins — lots of hype and some promising moments followed by failure. Saban, Michael McNeil said, “was by my side the entire visit,” eating dinner with the 6-foot-3, 205-pounder Friday and Saturday night and detailing how the free safety would fit in to his plans of rebuilding Alabama into an elite-level SEC football program.

 

Ole Miss Feels the Saban Impact

Pete Boone, the Ole Miss AD, is a complete buffoon. He is extending the contract of the ape Ed Orgeron. I like it. As long as I am going against mental giants like Orgeron and LSU’s Les Miles, how can I not be successful? Tubberville will leave soon enough. He is almost as bad as me about leaving.

Below the very average Bear Bryant meets with the very average Ole Miss Coach John Vaught.  Think of me beating the hell of the simple Coach O, then patting him on the head.

Check out this powerful story of SEC betrayal and just plain old meanness Coach O

 

Keep on Taking Shots You Bunch of Coon Asses

Les Miles, are you behind this video? I look really good of course, but trust me, no hat or cap can contain my hair-do

 

Donna Shula? Kiss My Ass

Wow, I think that I am better described as as “misunderstood”. This is a lot of hating going on here. What kills me is that these fellas, while they have great hair for hall of fame guys, are really jealous of my do’.

Who in the blue hell do they think that they are, anyway? 72 Dolphins? Hall of Fame? That doesn’t mean shit in the shantytowns of Tuscaloosa. Dumb fucks, think they know anything about football? How to lead men in tough situations? Nope, I wrote the book on leadership!!!

Bama Muscle Hair—which means Nick Saban Hair is where it is. High School Ballers and Scounderels will join my flock!!! C’mon on down Willie Williams!!! C’mon Chris Rainey!!! Urban Meyer is my clumsy bitch. I might take Tebow away from him just to remind him who the boss is, hahahahahaahahahahahaha

“He’s a liar, quitter, coward, and fraud.” – Don Shula, defintely old school hair. One of Paul Mitchell’s early projects

“Coaches lie and leave all the time. Not in this arrogant or cowardly a fashion, granted…” – ESPN Writer Dan LeBatard

“…the sermonizing Saban climbed the football ladder by selling character, toughness, and overcoming. Want to test a man’s character? Give him adversity, or give him power. In the end, Saban couldn’t be trusted with either” – Dan LeBatard the Fat Bastard, pictured right

“The shadow fled, absconded, snuck out the back door. I’m thrilled the guy is gone. What he owed the community was to face it. If you are going to leave, own up. If you are going to preach manliness and coach a manly game in which you have blood all over your uniform, you should act like a man. That’s why everyone is calling him a soundrel and a sneak. Face your weakness.” – Nick Buoniconti

“The hypocrisy. It wasn’t just the one lie Saban told. It’s that all his bedrocks crumbled on him in the end. Integrity. Honor. Trust. Respect. Mental toughness. Accountability. He had his first losing season and promptly quit. Then, upon landing to a savior’s welcome in Alabama, his failures somehow became he fault of…basically everyone outside the confines of Saban’s mirror.” – Dan LeBatard

“Accountability? That’s just the ability to put $32 million in the bank.” – Dan LeBatard

“But it was Saban, the self-proclaimed hillbilly, who elevated himself to Coach Barefoot Bryant status with all his slick speechifying.” – Dan LeBatard

“The guy likes to hear himself talk and then doesn’t follow up on what he says.” – Don Shula

“We don’t have any of this stuff: ‘When it doesn’t work here, let me go someplace else.’ That’s not how it is. This is the real world. It’s business. You have a job. You have a responsibility.” – Nick Saban (on DT Manny Wright’s desire to be traded)

“The best way to disrespect someone is to just walk away from them.” – Nick Saban

 

True Story: Wingnut I am on Your ASS

I am incredibly smart and handsome

I gave Jared Cooper the wine and dine with no real interest in Cooper. I wanted Auburn to protect their OL prospect by changing the offer from a greyshirt to this years schollie. He basically took 1 player off the board from Auburn because he knew their need for OL. I used the fact that Jared was a longtime bama fan to influence auburn to pull the trigger. I am the fucking man. I don’t just recruit bama,I change other teams recruiting. I cant wait till next year. Roll Tide Roll

 

Damnit, I Guess I Have to Coach Basketball

There has to be some changes and soon. Why do we keep losing to those cattle farmers? Now in basketball? Geez we were #12 in the nation  and get embarrassed 81-57??  Then,  Wingnut held up five fingers once again to honor his five straight wins against us?  I will punish him.   Click-Clack Bitch, well if I don’t go to Dallas and let’s pretend that I am not, so Click-Clack mister they will take me outta here in a pinebox wingnut

I don’t have time for coaching basketball. Here is my recommendation to Mal for the new coach:

 

This Pisses Me off

I said that I am not going to coach the Dallas Cowboys.  No big deal, right?  I said that I wasn’t coach at Alabama and that turned out alright for everybody.  Well this guy is stealing my thunder and he also stole thunder from the Loosers withsocks  guys.  This is my pic, my image

The EDSBS group started all of this stealing of stories and ideas. Now I suppose its ok to steal because they do it?  Its OK because its orson whatever thehell does it? Well I stole this picture of the most handsome man in the whole wide world—ME!!!!  It ain’t stealing if the pic is of me, is it?  Let’s call it a recovery operation of ME!!

I try and  break one commandment a day.

 

Mack Brown? Eat it Pal

Lil Bammer, we got us some recruiting success, straight out of Texas.  This kid has better hair than John Parker Wilson.

WWMBD.  What Would Mack Brown Do?  A phrase that was shamelessly stolen by the EDSBS crew from another blog, and now I am stealing it for the CAPSTONE BABY!!!!!  Mack Brown, bend over bitch and take it from this vagabond former NFL  Coach.  Thats right!! N-F-L Mack.  Something you will never be is NFL like ol Nick

(Me, Mack and some chick.  I am the good looking fella with super hair!!!)

I got me a verbal committment Monday from a quarterback out of Texas.
Nick Fonzarelli told me that he is going to sign with the Flagship University of Alabama. Hey what about that, we have the same first names.  This kid has some serious hair issues.  He kinda reminds me of Ears Whitworth with the jug ears look. Unruly mop of hair.  You know, it does look like the kid tried to use some gel..

here take a peek:

here is how I tricked the kid.  I told him I was working for Mack Brown at Texas and Mack did not want him.  The kid took it hook line and sinker. here is the pic that iced the deal with Fonzie:

(Damn, i am a good looking man!!!!)

The 6’3″, 200 lbs. quarterback from San Antonio said, “the new coaching staff is great!”  Of course we are great Fonzie, Shula’s recruiting  efforts have been called “retarded” by EDSBS.  Fonzarelli is ranked number 31 on Scout.com’s position rankings.

I am recruiting this too;

 

I am a Dick, Do Not Doubt It

[This is all contigent on me not going to coach Dallas] 

I noticed that the EDSBS Boys have decided to post about me.  Well, they can kiss my un-botoxed ass.  Mike Shula did recruit like his name was Corky.  If he was smarter, i would not be here, I would be somewhere else.  Look EDSBS Gators, pendejo Urban Meyer can’t carry my jock.  He has been described as a poor man’s Nick Saban.  Not really a bad thing, just sorta like comparing Crack and Coke.

Lil Bammers read this and let’s see if you can get with MY program. You Bammers better Man Up, read this link  If you can’t handle this, then go buy some Barn Under Armour Gear and root for them cow farmers.  here is what those dope smoking Gators had to say about losing Prothro:

This would present few problems if Alabama fans didn’t hold such powerful feelings for Prothro, who became a veritable football martyr when his leg shattered during the Tide’s 31-3 victory over Florida in 2005. (Damn you, Demeco Ryans, you rabid tackling warthog of a man.) Saban could withdraw the scholarship; he could let Prothro sit and avoid the issue altogether. Saban has already allowed the 15 Shula commits stay; letting the medical redshirts inherited from his predecessor eats up two more precious roster slots.