Orgeron is a Cajun? Oh Shit

Fuck ’em , fuck em all if they can’t take a joke. Mal made me issue this apology. Like everything else, I don’t really mean it.

Ed, I wasn’t talking about you my good friend.  Please don’t twist my titties

Barners, I know that you all have figured that advanced electronics stuff.

(1) The term is not derrogatory anyway
(2) The comment was recorded during an “off the record” meeting with the Alabama Media
(3) The comment was a story being repeated verbatim in original language in response to “how are LSU fans taking you being at Bama.”
(4) It will probably be a cold day in Satan-land before I throws you another bone. “I trusted you and you burned me.” When I will not give them (media) the time of day and the media wonders why, they need to look in the mirror. Typical Alabama media eating their own.

 

Donna Shula? Kiss My Ass

Wow, I think that I am better described as as “misunderstood”. This is a lot of hating going on here. What kills me is that these fellas, while they have great hair for hall of fame guys, are really jealous of my do’.

Who in the blue hell do they think that they are, anyway? 72 Dolphins? Hall of Fame? That doesn’t mean shit in the shantytowns of Tuscaloosa. Dumb fucks, think they know anything about football? How to lead men in tough situations? Nope, I wrote the book on leadership!!!

Bama Muscle Hair—which means Nick Saban Hair is where it is. High School Ballers and Scounderels will join my flock!!! C’mon on down Willie Williams!!! C’mon Chris Rainey!!! Urban Meyer is my clumsy bitch. I might take Tebow away from him just to remind him who the boss is, hahahahahaahahahahahaha

“He’s a liar, quitter, coward, and fraud.” – Don Shula, defintely old school hair. One of Paul Mitchell’s early projects

“Coaches lie and leave all the time. Not in this arrogant or cowardly a fashion, granted…” – ESPN Writer Dan LeBatard

“…the sermonizing Saban climbed the football ladder by selling character, toughness, and overcoming. Want to test a man’s character? Give him adversity, or give him power. In the end, Saban couldn’t be trusted with either” – Dan LeBatard the Fat Bastard, pictured right

“The shadow fled, absconded, snuck out the back door. I’m thrilled the guy is gone. What he owed the community was to face it. If you are going to leave, own up. If you are going to preach manliness and coach a manly game in which you have blood all over your uniform, you should act like a man. That’s why everyone is calling him a soundrel and a sneak. Face your weakness.” – Nick Buoniconti

“The hypocrisy. It wasn’t just the one lie Saban told. It’s that all his bedrocks crumbled on him in the end. Integrity. Honor. Trust. Respect. Mental toughness. Accountability. He had his first losing season and promptly quit. Then, upon landing to a savior’s welcome in Alabama, his failures somehow became he fault of…basically everyone outside the confines of Saban’s mirror.” – Dan LeBatard

“Accountability? That’s just the ability to put $32 million in the bank.” – Dan LeBatard

“But it was Saban, the self-proclaimed hillbilly, who elevated himself to Coach Barefoot Bryant status with all his slick speechifying.” – Dan LeBatard

“The guy likes to hear himself talk and then doesn’t follow up on what he says.” – Don Shula

“We don’t have any of this stuff: ‘When it doesn’t work here, let me go someplace else.’ That’s not how it is. This is the real world. It’s business. You have a job. You have a responsibility.” – Nick Saban (on DT Manny Wright’s desire to be traded)

“The best way to disrespect someone is to just walk away from them.” – Nick Saban

 

This Pisses Me off

I said that I am not going to coach the Dallas Cowboys.  No big deal, right?  I said that I wasn’t coach at Alabama and that turned out alright for everybody.  Well this guy is stealing my thunder and he also stole thunder from the Loosers withsocks  guys.  This is my pic, my image

The EDSBS group started all of this stealing of stories and ideas. Now I suppose its ok to steal because they do it?  Its OK because its orson whatever thehell does it? Well I stole this picture of the most handsome man in the whole wide world—ME!!!!  It ain’t stealing if the pic is of me, is it?  Let’s call it a recovery operation of ME!!

I try and  break one commandment a day.

 

Mack Brown? Eat it Pal

Lil Bammer, we got us some recruiting success, straight out of Texas.  This kid has better hair than John Parker Wilson.

WWMBD.  What Would Mack Brown Do?  A phrase that was shamelessly stolen by the EDSBS crew from another blog, and now I am stealing it for the CAPSTONE BABY!!!!!  Mack Brown, bend over bitch and take it from this vagabond former NFL  Coach.  Thats right!! N-F-L Mack.  Something you will never be is NFL like ol Nick

(Me, Mack and some chick.  I am the good looking fella with super hair!!!)

I got me a verbal committment Monday from a quarterback out of Texas.
Nick Fonzarelli told me that he is going to sign with the Flagship University of Alabama. Hey what about that, we have the same first names.  This kid has some serious hair issues.  He kinda reminds me of Ears Whitworth with the jug ears look. Unruly mop of hair.  You know, it does look like the kid tried to use some gel..

here take a peek:

here is how I tricked the kid.  I told him I was working for Mack Brown at Texas and Mack did not want him.  The kid took it hook line and sinker. here is the pic that iced the deal with Fonzie:

(Damn, i am a good looking man!!!!)

The 6’3″, 200 lbs. quarterback from San Antonio said, “the new coaching staff is great!”  Of course we are great Fonzie, Shula’s recruiting  efforts have been called “retarded” by EDSBS.  Fonzarelli is ranked number 31 on Scout.com’s position rankings.

I am recruiting this too;

 

Geaux Saban

Les Miles is a bit slow on the mental side.  Everyone knows that, except him, that he is only successful cause I left him a shit-load of talent.  Why do you think that Jimbo Fisher left that sinking ship?

Right now, I am setting up my replacement here at Bama just like I did  Les.  I hope that the next guy is smarter than Les

Below, JaMarcus Russell used to leave a helmet out in my honor.  I might trade for JaMarcus when I get to Dallas.  They will do this for me when I leave Alabama later next month.

 

My Suitcase

A lot of you are asking about the suitcase in my title. here is a picure of it. It still has LSU colors on it.

Oh BTW, Go Cowboys.  I can live with T.O.

 

I Won’t be the Head Coach of the Dallas Cowboys

It is not a rumor, the Cowboys called me today. Can you believe it? Somebody pinch me, Jerry Jones wants me to come to Dallas for an interview. I got some serious thinking to do. Is the Alabama Program better off since I arrived? You bet it is. You Bammers know that it is. I have put Bama back on top!!! Alabama was nothing before I arrived. Nothing. Just like LSU, nothing until I Sabanized them.

The Cowboys are a Super Bowl Team in the waiting. I like to think of it as a reverse Les Miles/LSU scenario. Miles is winning with my players at LSU. I will win with Parcells players (if I go, of course, which I might)

Don’t be sad lil Bammer, you know that if I don’t leave for the Cowboys, it will be someone else later. Better for us not to really get used to each other anyway.

Where are my household goods? Can I switch destinations if Jerry wants me?

Does anyone know if Jerry had plastic surgery or botox? I might send Terry to his doctor for whatever he got.

 

There’s Something About Cam Cameron

You are not in my league Cam. I have cultivated my look, this hair for years. I trained these bangs to fly. Think REO Speedwagon, Its Time for Me to Fly (More ways than one, hahahaha). CAM, I will take a dump in your lawn. You are #1 on my list tied with the 1972 Miami Dolphins Team.

I will not allow a Cam Hair pic on my site. He will always wear a hat here. I have standards on my site.

Cam Cameron, this is what I think of when I see you without a cap.  A wannabe that is trying keep up with me and falling short.  Here take a look, Cam ole buddy:

 

I will talk about the 72 Dolphins and Bitch Daddy Shula another day.

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