Donna Shula? Kiss My Ass

Wow, I think that I am better described as as “misunderstood”. This is a lot of hating going on here. What kills me is that these fellas, while they have great hair for hall of fame guys, are really jealous of my do’.

Who in the blue hell do they think that they are, anyway? 72 Dolphins? Hall of Fame? That doesn’t mean shit in the shantytowns of Tuscaloosa. Dumb fucks, think they know anything about football? How to lead men in tough situations? Nope, I wrote the book on leadership!!!

Bama Muscle Hair—which means Nick Saban Hair is where it is. High School Ballers and Scounderels will join my flock!!! C’mon on down Willie Williams!!! C’mon Chris Rainey!!! Urban Meyer is my clumsy bitch. I might take Tebow away from him just to remind him who the boss is, hahahahahaahahahahahaha

“He’s a liar, quitter, coward, and fraud.” – Don Shula, defintely old school hair. One of Paul Mitchell’s early projects

“Coaches lie and leave all the time. Not in this arrogant or cowardly a fashion, granted…” – ESPN Writer Dan LeBatard

“…the sermonizing Saban climbed the football ladder by selling character, toughness, and overcoming. Want to test a man’s character? Give him adversity, or give him power. In the end, Saban couldn’t be trusted with either” – Dan LeBatard the Fat Bastard, pictured right

“The shadow fled, absconded, snuck out the back door. I’m thrilled the guy is gone. What he owed the community was to face it. If you are going to leave, own up. If you are going to preach manliness and coach a manly game in which you have blood all over your uniform, you should act like a man. That’s why everyone is calling him a soundrel and a sneak. Face your weakness.” – Nick Buoniconti

“The hypocrisy. It wasn’t just the one lie Saban told. It’s that all his bedrocks crumbled on him in the end. Integrity. Honor. Trust. Respect. Mental toughness. Accountability. He had his first losing season and promptly quit. Then, upon landing to a savior’s welcome in Alabama, his failures somehow became he fault of…basically everyone outside the confines of Saban’s mirror.” – Dan LeBatard

“Accountability? That’s just the ability to put $32 million in the bank.” – Dan LeBatard

“But it was Saban, the self-proclaimed hillbilly, who elevated himself to Coach Barefoot Bryant status with all his slick speechifying.” – Dan LeBatard

“The guy likes to hear himself talk and then doesn’t follow up on what he says.” – Don Shula

“We don’t have any of this stuff: ‘When it doesn’t work here, let me go someplace else.’ That’s not how it is. This is the real world. It’s business. You have a job. You have a responsibility.” – Nick Saban (on DT Manny Wright’s desire to be traded)

“The best way to disrespect someone is to just walk away from them.” – Nick Saban

 

My Suitcase

A lot of you are asking about the suitcase in my title. here is a picure of it. It still has LSU colors on it.

Oh BTW, Go Cowboys.  I can live with T.O.

 

There’s Something About Cam Cameron

You are not in my league Cam. I have cultivated my look, this hair for years. I trained these bangs to fly. Think REO Speedwagon, Its Time for Me to Fly (More ways than one, hahahaha). CAM, I will take a dump in your lawn. You are #1 on my list tied with the 1972 Miami Dolphins Team.

I will not allow a Cam Hair pic on my site. He will always wear a hat here. I have standards on my site.

Cam Cameron, this is what I think of when I see you without a cap.  A wannabe that is trying keep up with me and falling short.  Here take a look, Cam ole buddy:

 

I will talk about the 72 Dolphins and Bitch Daddy Shula another day.

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