A Recruiting Setback, We will Use it For Power Projection Lil Bammers!!

Lil Bammers,

Don’t let the McNeil kid set you back on our great program’s return to prominence.  If I had wanted the kid, then we would have the kid.  It is really simple stuff, just like Bammer Math when computing our total of National Championships.  I chose to let this kid go because I felt there were some character flaws that I could not overlook.  I felt like he was playing me to get something else, lying if you want to say that.  We don’t tolerate that kind of behavior here at Alabama now do we?

I was having a bad hair day.  I bet that played into McNeil’s decision.  Who would want to play for a coach with such an unruly mop?

Trust me, He would have embarrassed the flagship university.  Lying to me is never the answer.

Lil Bammers,  I decided to let him go to the Cow College, as my unwitting Trojan Horse.  A virus to help destroy the Barner’s Football Program.  Patience Lil Bammers Patience.   Click Clack all the way to the NCAA Investigation.

Neil McCready, this Mobile Sportswriter better watch the disrespectful garbage he is spewing down there.  I felt dirtier than I usually do after reading that, a salesman??? I wonder what kind of salesman he was referring too?   Anyway, He is going to wake up to find a me taking a big old dump in his front lawn.  Read this crap:

Clifton McNeil met with Nick Saban, Mal Moore and Robert Witt last weekend. Michael McNeil’s grandfather referred to the University of Alabama’s head football coach, athletics director and president as “dynamic.”

“It would be very, very difficult for a young man to go in there, look at the facility, understand the history and tradition of the Crimson Tide and not be drawn to it,” said the elder McNeil.

Saban, Clifton McNeil said, is a “tremendous salesperson” who “helps himself with his experience, his confidence and the success that he’s had. Michael understands that this guy is a gifted individual when it comes to teaching young men how to play defensive back. That’s a draw because Michael likes to learn. He’s a student of the game.”

Still, that wasn’t enough of a draw.

Saban’s recruitment of McNeil resembled his two-year stint with the Miami Dolphins — lots of hype and some promising moments followed by failure. Saban, Michael McNeil said, “was by my side the entire visit,” eating dinner with the 6-foot-3, 205-pounder Friday and Saturday night and detailing how the free safety would fit in to his plans of rebuilding Alabama into an elite-level SEC football program.

 

Donna Shula? Kiss My Ass

Wow, I think that I am better described as as “misunderstood”. This is a lot of hating going on here. What kills me is that these fellas, while they have great hair for hall of fame guys, are really jealous of my do’.

Who in the blue hell do they think that they are, anyway? 72 Dolphins? Hall of Fame? That doesn’t mean shit in the shantytowns of Tuscaloosa. Dumb fucks, think they know anything about football? How to lead men in tough situations? Nope, I wrote the book on leadership!!!

Bama Muscle Hair—which means Nick Saban Hair is where it is. High School Ballers and Scounderels will join my flock!!! C’mon on down Willie Williams!!! C’mon Chris Rainey!!! Urban Meyer is my clumsy bitch. I might take Tebow away from him just to remind him who the boss is, hahahahahaahahahahahaha

“He’s a liar, quitter, coward, and fraud.” – Don Shula, defintely old school hair. One of Paul Mitchell’s early projects

“Coaches lie and leave all the time. Not in this arrogant or cowardly a fashion, granted…” – ESPN Writer Dan LeBatard

“…the sermonizing Saban climbed the football ladder by selling character, toughness, and overcoming. Want to test a man’s character? Give him adversity, or give him power. In the end, Saban couldn’t be trusted with either” – Dan LeBatard the Fat Bastard, pictured right

“The shadow fled, absconded, snuck out the back door. I’m thrilled the guy is gone. What he owed the community was to face it. If you are going to leave, own up. If you are going to preach manliness and coach a manly game in which you have blood all over your uniform, you should act like a man. That’s why everyone is calling him a soundrel and a sneak. Face your weakness.” – Nick Buoniconti

“The hypocrisy. It wasn’t just the one lie Saban told. It’s that all his bedrocks crumbled on him in the end. Integrity. Honor. Trust. Respect. Mental toughness. Accountability. He had his first losing season and promptly quit. Then, upon landing to a savior’s welcome in Alabama, his failures somehow became he fault of…basically everyone outside the confines of Saban’s mirror.” – Dan LeBatard

“Accountability? That’s just the ability to put $32 million in the bank.” – Dan LeBatard

“But it was Saban, the self-proclaimed hillbilly, who elevated himself to Coach Barefoot Bryant status with all his slick speechifying.” – Dan LeBatard

“The guy likes to hear himself talk and then doesn’t follow up on what he says.” – Don Shula

“We don’t have any of this stuff: ‘When it doesn’t work here, let me go someplace else.’ That’s not how it is. This is the real world. It’s business. You have a job. You have a responsibility.” – Nick Saban (on DT Manny Wright’s desire to be traded)

“The best way to disrespect someone is to just walk away from them.” – Nick Saban

 

True Story: Wingnut I am on Your ASS

I am incredibly smart and handsome

I gave Jared Cooper the wine and dine with no real interest in Cooper. I wanted Auburn to protect their OL prospect by changing the offer from a greyshirt to this years schollie. He basically took 1 player off the board from Auburn because he knew their need for OL. I used the fact that Jared was a longtime bama fan to influence auburn to pull the trigger. I am the fucking man. I don’t just recruit bama,I change other teams recruiting. I cant wait till next year. Roll Tide Roll

 

Mack Brown? Eat it Pal

Lil Bammer, we got us some recruiting success, straight out of Texas.  This kid has better hair than John Parker Wilson.

WWMBD.  What Would Mack Brown Do?  A phrase that was shamelessly stolen by the EDSBS crew from another blog, and now I am stealing it for the CAPSTONE BABY!!!!!  Mack Brown, bend over bitch and take it from this vagabond former NFL  Coach.  Thats right!! N-F-L Mack.  Something you will never be is NFL like ol Nick

(Me, Mack and some chick.  I am the good looking fella with super hair!!!)

I got me a verbal committment Monday from a quarterback out of Texas.
Nick Fonzarelli told me that he is going to sign with the Flagship University of Alabama. Hey what about that, we have the same first names.  This kid has some serious hair issues.  He kinda reminds me of Ears Whitworth with the jug ears look. Unruly mop of hair.  You know, it does look like the kid tried to use some gel..

here take a peek:

here is how I tricked the kid.  I told him I was working for Mack Brown at Texas and Mack did not want him.  The kid took it hook line and sinker. here is the pic that iced the deal with Fonzie:

(Damn, i am a good looking man!!!!)

The 6’3″, 200 lbs. quarterback from San Antonio said, “the new coaching staff is great!”  Of course we are great Fonzie, Shula’s recruiting  efforts have been called “retarded” by EDSBS.  Fonzarelli is ranked number 31 on Scout.com’s position rankings.

I am recruiting this too;

 

I am a Dick, Do Not Doubt It

[This is all contigent on me not going to coach Dallas] 

I noticed that the EDSBS Boys have decided to post about me.  Well, they can kiss my un-botoxed ass.  Mike Shula did recruit like his name was Corky.  If he was smarter, i would not be here, I would be somewhere else.  Look EDSBS Gators, pendejo Urban Meyer can’t carry my jock.  He has been described as a poor man’s Nick Saban.  Not really a bad thing, just sorta like comparing Crack and Coke.

Lil Bammers read this and let’s see if you can get with MY program. You Bammers better Man Up, read this link  If you can’t handle this, then go buy some Barn Under Armour Gear and root for them cow farmers.  here is what those dope smoking Gators had to say about losing Prothro:

This would present few problems if Alabama fans didn’t hold such powerful feelings for Prothro, who became a veritable football martyr when his leg shattered during the Tide’s 31-3 victory over Florida in 2005. (Damn you, Demeco Ryans, you rabid tackling warthog of a man.) Saban could withdraw the scholarship; he could let Prothro sit and avoid the issue altogether. Saban has already allowed the 15 Shula commits stay; letting the medical redshirts inherited from his predecessor eats up two more precious roster slots.

 

Recruiting War? My Rich Ass…

Damn media, you can’t believe a word that comes out of their asses.  Here is some crazy ass story that I am stealing recruits  from Les Miles and LSU.  First off, Les Miles has butterflies floating around in his head.  That is why he wears those big hats.  Those trucker hats  double as a butterfly net.  No butterflies in his head, equals no brain activity.  Secondly, Lester owes me.  I built that LSU program.  They were not diddly squat as program, ever, until I showed up, worked my magic, then I left.  Chinese Bandits and Billy Cannon?  Try Nick Saban Bitches. Thirdly, if I want one of their recruits, I will just take them.  I  have vast economic resources of the Capstone at my disposal, I can get anything I want. Any how,  Here is the article:

Saban tried to get cornerback Phelon Jones of Mobile, Ala., and defensive end of West Monroe, to schedule a visit to Alabama’s campus. Both players declined, family members said. “He (Saban) was kind of mad that we turned down the visit and turned down the scholarship,” Davis told the Web site tigerbait.com. “He said that there is no way that the coaching staff at LSU can compare to the coaching staff we have at Alabama right now. He gave no credit to anyone.”

Be happy Les, that I don’t steal your damn hats.  I wouldn’t wear them anyway, they would mess up my hair.

 

Bama Fans

Do not leave negative comments about me on this site.  I am trying to recruit Blue Chippers to our Flagship University.  I need positive comments and vibes.  Recruits read this site each day. So get with the program Bammers.

If you can’t do what I ask, then I will leave Tuscaloosa so fast that you will think that Coach Fran’s  departure was like a turtle a warp speed.

 

Finebaum Comments

I am hilarious!!!HAHAHAHAH

I just want to get my thoughts on Barn (click clack), LSU Les Miles the Rainman, and Mississippi State out there. 

more to follow…..Oh, if you ain’t a Bammer, you can Kiss My Ass! RTR 

By Steve Reeves
Assistant City Editor, Birmingham News
January 19, 2007 3:30AM

TUSCALOOSA | Alabama head football coach Nick Saban continues his whirl-wind
courtship with the Crimson Tide faithful in person and on the air waves.

State-wide stable, Paul Finebaum ended his 13-year affiliation with WERC-AM this week with a three-hour call in show with Saban. Finebaum has agreed to a three-year contract with Citadel Broadcasting, which owns WJOX.

Finebaum’s last show on WERC, Saban presented a confident, personable style, punctuated with good-natured barbs at Auburn, Mississippi State, and saving his strongest lines for his former employer, LSU.

Finebaum’s show airs from 2-6 p.m. Monday through Friday and is also carried on about 20 other stations, mostly in Alabama, under the banner of the Paul Finebaum Radio Network.

Finebaum’s show was previously heard in Tuscaloosa on WTBC 1230AM, where it will still be aired. Officials with WTBC did not return a phone call Friday.

“I’m sure the SEC hasn’t changed much over the past two seasons. I mean Mississippi State is still funding scholarships by collecting pop bottles and aluminum cans along the highways,” said Saban, half jokingly Friday afternoon. “Auburn, our motto –‘Where most coaches are fired’ — is still
in effect.”

“LSU was nothing before I arrived. Academically, athletically, physical plant, nothing. I made LSU. I was LSU. Their current success is solely due to my recruits. Coach Miles, while a fine man, does not fill my shoes, fit my desk, or cast a taller shadow. Our coaching staff is superior to anything in Baton Rouge. We will go into Louisiana an take each and every player we want. LSU will not, nor can not stop me. Mark my words.”

Finebaum point blank asked Saban if those comments mean LSU is a bigger foe than Auburn, a team that has dominated the Crimson Tide in recent years.

“No. Auburn is in-state. They are consistently the best team in the West,which speaks to the talent in Alabama. As talent I recruited graduates from LSU, after this season, they will return to the loweer depths of this league.”

When pressed about his initial comments about LSU “being special”, Saban rejoined, “It was special. I won a title there. But LSU fans focus is on the pre-game party aspect. Winning the party is paramount there. Seven-win football and winning baseball will keep them happy.”

Currently there is a controversy regarding Saban’s comments about the staff at LSU to previously committed Tiger recruits. In visiting Curtis star Joe McKnight, Nick Saban has created a stir while visiting LSU commitments Phelon Jones, a cornerback from McGill-Toolen High in Mobile, Ala., and Luther Davis, a defensive end from West Monroe.

According to both prospects, Saban took credit for LSU’s recent success as he signed most of the players involved in the Tigers’ 22-4 run since he left.

Neither player agreed to take a visit to Alabama, though, and refused to de-commit from LSU.

“Great guy, but he is a little bit overconfident,” Jones’ father Tony is quoted as saying at Tigerbait.com.

Saban also got a no from Davis in West Monroe.

“He (Saban) was kind of mad that we turned down the visit and turned down the scholarship,” Davis told Tigerbait.com. “He said that there is no way that the coaching staff at LSU can compare to the coaching staff we have at Alabama right now. He gave no credit to anyone.”

“I don’t think the LSU coaches are upset with Saban,” according to Mike Scarborough of Tigerbait.com. “It probably just makes them very motivated to out-recruit him. I think they also think it’s unbelievable some of the things he is saying about LSU.”

Associated Press reports were used in this report

 

How I got to Tuscaloosa

 Mal Moore slipped me some GHB.   I fought Mal for a little while but I quit cause quitting is what I do good.  Its OK though.  Really it is.  I was a failure in Miami anyway and I don’t mind getting  used.

This GHB stuff should work really well on recruits.  I know that they will not trust me so I gotta make them trust me!!!  And I need recruits now.  BCS or bust bitches!!

 

Description: A clear liquid. Looks just like water. Can be mistaken for water because it is usually found in a small (30ml) clear plastic bottle, a water bottle, or even Gatorade bottles, which contains several doses. One quick taste, and you’ll know it’s not water. Not as common, but also found as a white powder. Infact powder use is on the rise!

Effects: Intoxication, increased energy, happiness, talking, desire to socialize, feeling affectionate and playful, mild disinhibition, sensuality, enhanced sexual experience, muscle relaxation, loss of coordination due to loss of muscle tone, possible nausea, difficulty concentrating, loss of gag reflex.

Many people have bad reactions. These can include nausea, headaches, drowsiness, dizziness, amnesia, vomiting, loss of muscle control, respiratory problems, loss of consciousness, being conscious but unable to move, and death- Especially when combined with alcohol or other drugs.

 

Bammer Math; I am going to fix this

 

(Wow Look at that Belly, Domers)

Some Domer posted this on a Rivals Recruiting Board.  It disputes the number of National Championships that Alabama has won.  Well, this level of disrepect just pisses me off.  Damn Domers and their 1940 Lehigh/Colgate era  NCs…What bullshit!!